Teaspoon scraping time

Hello. I doubt you’re reading this, because if you’re a “Blogging person”, you’re probably off watching the Vlogs of people who you think have an opinion that matters.  Meanwhile, I’m sitting alone in my bedroom, crying tears of bitter happiness, safe in the knowledge I will never become one of those self important “people” that you all seem to love so much. I spend the time I use writing these posts to wonder at my own hypocrisy and lack of any right to say what I think. In fact, I just spelt hypocrisy wrong, and had to get my special computer friend to fix it for me.  The fact I write these words and make the videos I do makes me one of those people. However, because I am not accepted by the YouTube going public, I suppose I could be considered an underground guerrilla (yes, another spelling mistake there), fighting the forces of popular intertainment (my word) with tiny, barely seen videos and blog posts. Was I to suddenly receive an upsurge in popularity thanks to a recommendation from a popular Vlogging friend; I would immediately become the person I am writing about and sort of am now. The rank sadpocrisy of everything I am doing is enough for me to consider thrusting my keyboard into my eyes. That would of course be extremely silly; a keyboard of that size would cause little or no damage. Also it’s quite a nice keyboard, once you look past the coffee stains. There we are again. I admit I drink coffee. I may as well admit I own a coffee machine, perhaps name it, perhaps receive money to advertise the company, and then perhaps become a massive corporate sarcasm merchant who has no real reason to be so cynical, because he has three Cuban children at home waiting to massage his eyebrows. Teaspoon scraping time.

Hmm.

Hello Blogger!
 Hi Museotron!
So, can I customise my profile?
Sure thing.
Ok, I'd like to put a picture on my profile.
Oh no, I can't do that, you see, that would be helpful.
Oh, ok. Screw you then. Text only it is then.

Why Hello There.

Good Evening. I have decided that my series of youtube videos are not enough to showcase my musings on the nature of pointless jabber. Thus, I shall be using this blog to invade the minds and eyes of unsuspecting people ever more than I have before.