Horses.

Have you ever seen a horse? Big, stupid, annoying buggers they are. Stupid enough to let people ride them. They leave droppings the size of Angus Young on the ground and like kicking you.

But let's be honest, horses aren't the real problem here. It's the people who ride them. They pretend they love their horses, and call them Sparkles or names like that. they feed them apples and visit them every week to trot around a courtyard then go and live an actual life. Sometimes though, they go out onto the streets and onto public footpaths. Which makes them think they have a right to DIRECT THE BLOODY TRAFFIC. You are a twit on a horse. I am a person in a BIG METAL CAR THAT WOULD KILL YOU. GET OUT OF THE WAY. Maybe we used horses in the 19th century for work and transport, but we have better things now. Thanks awfully. And if you like horses that much, I've heard they're very tasty.